I love it when people become total characters...

The latest from Tom Cruise has me jumping for joy...

I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents, and developed cures for diseases," said Tom Cruise.

And, this. . .

"Shakespeare was deja vu for me," said Tom Cruise. "It was so cool. I felt as if I had seen his words already, knew them all by heart. Then, after I began studying scientology, I realized the words had come from my heart in a previous life. That's why I say that as glorious and enviable as my present life is, making "War of the Worlds" and all those other great movies can't compare to writing "Romeo and Juliet" or the sonnets.

Now, mind u, there are internet rumors galore that Katie Holmes is under a 5 year contract for $8-million to marry cruise and their swift Arabian Nights themed wedding is a coverup after Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas was caught in bed with Cruise by Thomas's wife! Most of the rumor sites cried the story foul, probably afraid of being sued.

OOOOhhhh! This is more drama than I can take! I love it.